Dick Vision

Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.

Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?

Get me a voddy!

(Dick Vision in progress)

by Wights April 19, 2018

dick jaw

a female who can extend a penis in her throat to a high level

bro the way that throat set up thats what you call dick jaw

by veggie ass November 2, 2017

dick fucked

when your dick gets fucked very hard.

Guy 1-"Did you get dick fucked last night cause i did and it felt soooo good?!"
Guy 2-"nah, I didnt but i wish. You sure are a lucky man!"

by mydickhasbeenfuckedintheass November 6, 2017

Dick and Hash

When you just dick down this girl you met at the club and you wanna dash but your a gentleman so you make some corn beef hash

“Damn Bro I just fucked this grenade and wanted to smash and dash but I’m a gentleman so I just dicked and hashedDick and Hash”

by Nickmasterangelo November 21, 2017

dick length rule

"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha

He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.

by jasongenova1982 November 21, 2017

dick screw

You screw it in your choice the ass or the nut

My uncle helped me dick screw the damn thing in the nut

AHHHHHH yeet

Mother chubler

by Uh yeeter December 11, 2017

Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.

Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon

by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 4, 2017