Dick Balloon

Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.

Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon

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Ice-Cream Float

Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.

Ryan:- Yo dude, I gave Stacy the fattest Ice-Cream Float ever last night!
Bailey:- My man!

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Your dad is such a peng ting, imma go and remp him

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Where you put your penis (and only your penis) into the freezer and it gets frosty

Bill:- Last night i got bored and decided to give myself a Pink Yeti, wanna see?
Sandra:- Sure

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When you meet someone on a camp of some sort, then they pretend not to know you afterwards

Jezza :- Yoo, Bill just Wath Wormholed me man
Harry :- Wow, feelsbadman

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