Bottle fart 

When you repeatedly squeeze the bottle to get some extra sauce out, creating farting noises. This is actually an effective way to get an extra squeeze out of your bottle.

Person 1 - Crap! The sauce bottle's out.
Person 2 - Nothing a quick little bottle fart won't fix.

Bottle fart by arvinthsiva January 7, 2022

Scoot-fart 

When you try to scoot and your bumhole turns into a whistle for all to hear. Scooooootttt.

JD tried to get out of his chair quietly. Instead he let a lil scoot-fart to announce his presence in the room.

Scoot-fart by hesthly January 7, 2022

Verfied Fart 

When someone farts into a jar and it needs to be verified

I would like this verfied fart

Verfied Fart by Its_AmeliaBrown January 8, 2022

Covid Fart 

When you uncontrollably cough from covid that you end up farting from the force

I need to change my underwear after that covid fart

Covid Fart by Hiroslayer January 14, 2022

Divorce Fart 

A Divorce Fart is when your poor spouse enters your fart cloud and the stench is so offensive that it results in divorce.

“Liesel had been warning Jeff for years that he’s going to eventually dish out the divorce fart. Little did he know it would be so soon. Beef stew was a bad choice”

Divorce Fart by CleorgeGooney January 19, 2022

Layered fart

When she catches your fart in her mouth and blows it into a jar to sell it.

She caught my dirty, layered fart in her mouth and blew it into a jar to sell it.

Layered fart by Layered Fart January 21, 2022

Brain Fart 

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

Brain Fart by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022