dick flow

Dick flow is when too much blood is flowing to your dick.

Man, I think I need to sit down, I feel light headed, I'm having too much dick flow!

by todayhooks September 1, 2017

Dick-Melting

When you and your best bud head up to the mountain and snowboard so incredibly fast that you begin to feel the sensation in your pants that feels like your dick is beginning to melt off. The occurance is often reffered to as Mr. Richard Melton.

Dick-Melting ex. You ready to melt your dicks off today?

by mtnman530 September 5, 2017

dick registry

A list of guys a girl can hit up to have sex with.

I need to go through my dick registry and see who I'm visiting tonight.

by Bagelfactory September 22, 2017

Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017

dick nipper

A butt hole faced howler monkey

I shot all the dick nippers.

by Pissy4978 September 30, 2017

dick lotion

(n.) Lubrication specifically designed for assisting in male masturbation.
(n.) Any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and penis.

In order to prevent chafing, a big ol' bottle of dick lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.

by A Bodacious October 3, 2017

dick sugar

Noun;
Male ejaculate put in coffee or tea (usually unbeknownst to the drinker).

"Hey Steve, you like that coffee?"

Steve: "yes, thank you"
"I put some dick sugar in it for you ya fucking faggot!"

by GdfsdreGreen October 16, 2017