dick registry 

A list of guys a girl can hit up to have sex with.

I need to go through my dick registry and see who I'm visiting tonight.

dick registry by Bagelfactory September 22, 2017

Dick Wagon 

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

Dick Wagon by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017

dick nipper 

A butt hole faced howler monkey

I shot all the dick nippers.

dick nipper by Pissy4978 September 30, 2017

dick lotion 

(n.) Lubrication specifically designed for assisting in male masturbation.
(n.) Any lotion used to aid in reducing friction between hand and penis.

In order to prevent chafing, a big ol' bottle of dick lotion was available with a convenient squirt-top.

dick lotion by A Bodacious October 3, 2017

dick sugar 

Noun;
Male ejaculate put in coffee or tea (usually unbeknownst to the drinker).

"Hey Steve, you like that coffee?"

Steve: "yes, thank you"
"I put some dick sugar in it for you ya fucking faggot!"

dick sugar by GdfsdreGreen October 16, 2017

Dick Vision 

Where someone drinks too much vodka and will then stop at nothing until they get dick.

Hey, Becca, you see Alex over there?

Get me a voddy!

(Dick Vision in progress)

Dick Vision by Wights April 19, 2018

dick jaw 

a female who can extend a penis in her throat to a high level

bro the way that throat set up thats what you call dick jaw

dick jaw by veggie ass November 2, 2017