Joe B Special

When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.

You walk into McDonalds and say to the counterworker, "I would like teh Joe B Special, please".

by Jake March 5, 2005

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

J.R.B.

A sarcastic song made by ABK in 2003, featured Violent J from the Insane Clown Posse reffering to Juggalos as a gang. However like all their songs, Violent J's description wasn't a direct one. J.R.B. was made too give Juggalos a little extra "Swagger" in their step, or another name too rep. Also this is around the time when "G-Unit" was getting big, a lot believe it was to make fun of G-Unit. All in all the song was made too make fun of people who think Juggalos are a gang. No REAL Juggalo goes out and acts like a gangbanger. I stress the word REAL Juggalo.

Any Juggalo is said too rep J.R.B., but no one takes it seriously, because it isn't a serious thing. Just another way too get your jug-swagger on and show some family love! WOOP WOOP!

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To the person above. Maybe some of that is true. But I myself have been in college, never slapped a girl, do own a nice Nissan, and can speak and type quite fluently. I know Juggalos who work in New York on Good Money Construction, I know Juggalos who are dentists, and I know Juggalos who are also druggie potheads who have no good vision in life. So take your hater shit some place else. I'm sorry you have too deal with the narrsistic part of the Family.

by Jesse Kaabe August 24, 2009

S.L.O.B.

Some Ladies Objectify Boys. Another term for a messy slut who doesn't give a damn about her reputation or others feelings.

Well I think its safe to say that your ex is a total S.L.O.B.

by Ranchgirls December 20, 2020

E.B.

The shorter version to call out an "Emotional Bitch" randomly during class/work/school/cafeteria/walmart when the "Emotional Bitch" walks by crying about some drama.

Or, when casually gossipin with your homies, mention the emotional bitch as EB so the people around you don't know who you're talking about.

Pronounced: "eee beee" (e's are pronounced like in the word "need")

"Yo that girl, Sierra, shes such an E.B., why she always be trippin"

"Yo bro i was in class and i yelled E.B. and SHE(eb) turned around and we couldn't help but laugh our asses off"

by padimo January 14, 2010

A.B.S.

A technique for conflict resolution, short for: A -- Access your feelings; B -- Be apologetic, and S --Slap it (give each other a high-five)

Is this a fight I see? Okay everyone, settle down. It's time to practice your A.B.S.!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018