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Its a less racial way of saying there are black people somewhere on your property. We say it when blacks show up at our haunted house. The blacks are usualy the ones that hit our monsters and get all kung foo on that ass when they get scared. So when they show up, a call goes out over the radio that "there's ninjas on the lawn"
I have also used it when there are black ppl around my store. Like when they hang out in the parking lot doing nothing.
I saw a group of black people headed for the entrance to our haunted house, so I alerted the managers that there's ninjas on the lawn.
by Russ Bus January 9, 2008
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no baby in the bum bum

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Means that you cant have babies in your bum bum. Firststarted by lily allen
person a: maybe you are pregnant

person b: probs not

person a: well how do you no?

person b: because no baby in the bum bum

person c: and now im guna bell slap you

darth vader: i am you bell end
by cederic January 11, 2008
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Never mind the buzzcocks

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One of the acest quiz shows ever with regular apperiances from the infamous number 5 in the celeb line up
by meglet December 30, 2004
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Nick the faggot

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Nick the faggot smells like a bag of dicks
by Nickthefaggot December 26, 2018
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nail in the coffin

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something that bring one closer to a seemingly unavoidable negative outcome such as death or defeat
Is this the final nail in the coffin for the coalition.
by The Return of Light Joker August 16, 2009
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It Needs the Umlaut

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Its like soccer in every way except... The whole point of the game is to kick the ball over the fence.

and...

The Squiggle Guard sits on the fence with a rapier and tries to stop the ball from getting kicked over the fence.

All the while the Squiggle Guard tries to stab the Squiggler (whom is without clothes). The Squiggler has a single coin somewhere beneath his or her skin and must try to get the Squiggle Guard to stab his coin.

On the other side of the fence the Squiggle Monkey waits to try and catch the ball.. but for the entire game the Squiggle Monkey has to ride a unicycle and scream "SHAKESPEARE!!" as loud as they can.

The game ends every forth Tuesday.
"I challange you to a match of It Needs the Umlaut"

"My grandfather told me of the drama and heartbreak of the great It Needs the Umlaut series of '72"
by It Needs The Umlaut January 18, 2009
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