Two Cups; One Toyam

The ability to fill up two 8 oz. cups of semen with a single ejaculate. Takes mad skillz.

All the prostitutes in town talk about how much Ben ejaculates at a time. They call him Two Cups; One Toyam Ben.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

One man couch hockey

An alternative saying for jerking off

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark

by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018

Spent a week there one afternoon

A place so miserably boring and mind-numbing it feels like you've spent an entire week at said place, all in one afternoon.

Example 1

Ronnie: I was down in Parrsboro this weekend.

Fred: Parrsboro? *quietly under breath* I spent a week there one afternoon..

Ronnie: What's that?

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Northwest Wisconsin?

Guy 2: As a matter of fact I spent a week there one afternoon.

Guy 1: Haha, yeah, it was boring as fuck.

by FWSScontact January 6, 2013

one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

One mammoth, two mammoth

A versatile casual phrase or idiom expressing ironic apathy or lack of interest in the result of or differences between two or more situations with similar outcomes. Often cynical and followed by an ellipsis...

Oh well. One mammoth, two mammoth...

by Ironicle March 25, 2011

two in the pink one in the stink

index and middle finger in the puss, and pinkie in the brown hole. Also known as two in the town one in the brown, two in the city one in the shitty, and two in the grass one in the ass.

I hit that bitch two in the pink one in the stink

by Rick James Bitch March 19, 2004

One Size Fists All

No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.

Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!

by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011