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I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
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Boy1: Oh my gosh, i love your neon short shorts!
Boy2: Oh..well i love you.
Boy1: You know im not hand..right?
Boy2: oh.. this is awkward.
Boy2: Oh..well i love you.
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Boy2: oh.. this is awkward.
by Omgxlindsey?! March 28, 2009
Get the Hand mug.The hand of god is similiar in principle to the buttercup, but instead of catching your own fart with your hand and sharing it with a friend, you catch THEIR fart and give it to them. Jedi reflexes are needed to perform this feat.
by mxdude629 October 18, 2009
Get the Hand Of God mug.A girl with relatively small boobs.Sometimes odd looking.
Also used to define small boobs with very rare or perky shape.
Also used to define small boobs with very rare or perky shape.
Brianna:Hey half hand!
Nicole:Hey!
Brianna:Your tits are so small they cant fit a whole hand.therefore youre half hand!
Nicole:Hey!
Brianna:Your tits are so small they cant fit a whole hand.therefore youre half hand!
by Billy Joe Rafernander March 26, 2008
Get the Half hand mug.a) An insult used out of sheer frustration,
b) An insult used to someone who possesses a ridiculous haircut.
c) An insult which is used when someone cannot stop holding their hair.
b) An insult used to someone who possesses a ridiculous haircut.
c) An insult which is used when someone cannot stop holding their hair.
a) James: "Why aren't you using DIV tags?"
John: "Why don't you get a real haircut you handbag?"
b) John: "Nice haircut, handbag!"
c) James: "Oh, I just love stroking my hair all day!"
John: "Stop holding your hair you fucking handbag!"
John: "Why don't you get a real haircut you handbag?"
b) John: "Nice haircut, handbag!"
c) James: "Oh, I just love stroking my hair all day!"
John: "Stop holding your hair you fucking handbag!"
by ElJManious May 26, 2009
Get the Handbag mug.The act of doing a handstand with one's hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.
Glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.
by Co-ed gym class December 19, 2008
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