The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
by Lectoex July 9, 2023
Get the The Carson Effectmug. A situation in which your own natures, actions, or perceptions of/in a subject (such as things you do while driving) are being discussed in a negative way without the speakers (the people talking about it) knowing that it applies to you, creating an extremely awkward scenario where you didn't know that what you did is something your friends or co-workers, or whoever is discussing the subject, despise.
When we were talking about annoying drivers, it was hard not to laugh at Dan who had a shocked face like he was experiencing the selfmisactory effect.
by V_I_B_E July 28, 2020
Get the Selfmisactory effectmug. The e-ack crowd, believed effective accelerationism was the answer to solving world issues, countering the effective altruism folks trying to do good.
by jmacofearth January 2, 2024
Get the Effective Accelerationismmug. The Numark effect is when a weight scale says someone is significantly more heavier than their actual weight. This effect gets it's name from a man named Numark, who is known for being fat and heavy when in reality he isn't.
I once experienced the "Numark effect" while getting my weight checked, the scale said I was 284 kg when in reality I was around 73 kg.
by An Unknown Human February 3, 2023
Get the Numark Effectmug. When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.
Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.
Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
Get the The Wal-Mart Effectmug. When you find out your girlfriend/boyfriend is only dating you for a rebound, so you get a rebound yourself to coup, which then leads them to get a rebound and so on until the loop continues.
"I thought Terry was just with Emilia. Now he's with Karua?"
"Probably a rebound. Hope it doesn't cause a Rebound Effect."
"Probably a rebound. Hope it doesn't cause a Rebound Effect."
by ineedhelpnow September 2, 2020
Get the Rebound Effectmug. The outcome of getting a haircut from Elizabeth barber Jblendz such as fucking hella hoes , making hella money and receiving many compliments from people more specifically bitches.
Seb: Yo isn’t this the 6th girl you’re with this week???!! and you made 20 bands as welll? How???
Rick: The Jblendz Effect bro
Rick: The Jblendz Effect bro
by onamuh August 21, 2024
Get the Jblendz Effectmug.