Monkey Fun Stuff 

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words

Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.

Monkey Fun Stuff by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007

monkey lightning 

any depraved sex act involving faeces and electricity

1) she shocked me when she suggested we try monkey lightning
2) "monkey lightning never shits the same place twice"

monkey lightning by Pocket Pool December 29, 2007

Monkey perv 

A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....

*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here!"

Ellie: O.O "She must be a monkey perv....Quick! Save the monkeys!!!"

Monkey perv by ribenaaa October 16, 2008

Monkey Points 

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey

Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.

Monkey Points by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008

Monkey Grippers 

A cover for your hand to assist masterbation

Johnny asked Justin to borrow his Monkey Grippers so he could get the job done right.

Monkey Grippers by nmangel07 November 12, 2010

monkey spunk bubble 

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want

ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

monkey spunk bubble by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011

Monkey Tea Break 

The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.

John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.

Monkey Tea Break by edphooey January 12, 2012