Wyatt Chapman

A man who is very sexy, he runs a empire and has many friends, his main friends are super sexy. obsessed with a kid named Landen, he has a crazy whore that loves his guts, and hates Californians and wishes the superior race, Washingtonians a better life.

If your locked in a trunk of a car,

moaning and saying Ambatukam
or imbatublou you are bring a Wyatt chapman.

by BunchONightmare May 28, 2023

Wyatt Ventura

Kindest person to ever live. Has accepted that life has bumps and turns but sees hope through it all.

My best friend is Wyatt Ventura.

by NickJames_069 May 30, 2023

Wyatt

hes spiderman

literally anyone: “whos wyatt?”
also literally anyone: “hes literally spiderman”

by Ray/lemon June 21, 2023

Wyatt Porter Nicks

Big and Sexy, and might just start on varsity.

That dude is a wyatt porter nicks. Oh, he starts on varisty? HE IS A WYATT PORTER NICKS!!!

by Educated Coleslaw March 6, 2023

Wyatt Urp

Da famous lawman who belched a lot.

As heavily as Wyatt Urp drank, it's no wonder he was always burping and hiccuping.
(Actually, da real Mr. Earp was famously known to be an almost-teetotaler; his real weakness was ice cream, which I suppose could have made him intone an occasional "urp", also.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Wyatt Wank

When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.

Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.

by _Hrob_ March 20, 2023

Pulled a Wyatt

A phenomenon comprised of one's inherent lack of fulfillment of obligation; especially emanating from one's own insouciant action(s), yet directly, negatively impacting numerous individuals, otherwise independent of said circumstance's provenance.

Bishop pulled a wyatt so we're canceling the activity today.

by notwyattiswear March 22, 2023