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Tooliest

The largest, biggest..... etc.
"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."
by Torgera January 17, 2012
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Toolbok

The most basic Toolbok among Asians, it consists of Rice, Weebu's, Boogie Smalls, Boats, Anime, Ducks, Manga, Chopsticks, Hentai and Malaysian Airlines MH370.
Kevin Liew - Can I Have some Rice and Chopsticks please.
Han Nguyen - Sure, I'll take it out of my Toolbok.
by Danesh Danny B August 21, 2016
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toolcrib

A room, usually in engineering and manufacturing facilities, that contains tools for various manufacturing tasks. Often associated with tool-and-die shops. Also called a "tool room" in some countries.
"I left the die for this hydraulic press back in the toolcrib"
by IAmMoses May 6, 2018
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toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey
Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column
by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018
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Tool-Shed Negro

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
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Tooling

The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.
Look at that frat boy tooling their date.
by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019
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toolbox meeting

Essentially a meeting where some pompous egotistical twat of a manager gets you into work outside of hours to download a bunch of rubbish information you probably already know.
Man I had to attend a toolbox meeting for work this morning. We’ve talked about the same safety issues 4 weeks in a row now.
by ellieamee November 5, 2019
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