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Making the Two-Backed Beast

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."
by DaHolmes February 22, 2023
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i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care
person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️
by luhvtuls October 2, 2023
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One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.
Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.
by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023
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Two Bob Cunt

Used in the Libertines song "What A Waster", this phrase means "Cheap Whore"
Mind your bleedin' own, you two bob cunt.
by Naomi September 2, 2004
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two-tone

A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.
by FlawlessCowboy August 5, 2005
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The two biggest lies

1. The check is in the mail.

2. I promise I won't cum in your mouth.

The two most undisputed, biggest lies ever spoken of all time. And always spoken with a tone of conviction to convince the other party to relax and believe what they are being told is utterly and completely trustworthy.
1. Landlord: "It's the 5th of the month, and I haven't received your rent check!"

Irresponsible tenant: "Hey man, no worries, the check is in the mail!"

Landlord: "Yeah right, that's one of the two biggest lies in the world!"

2. Girl about to give head: "I really hate the taste of cum, I swear it will make me gag. So, please promise that you'll let me know before you finish, OK??"

Horny dude: "Don't worry baby, I promise that I won't cum in your mouth..."
by Butt Boy 1975 May 8, 2011
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two-tone

The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"
The 2 Tone Collection, a really awsome collection of songs all the hits of the ska era.
by kelita September 2, 2004
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