toothbrush

A toothbrush is the thing my friend, Bobert, uses to masturbate with. Especially vibrating toothbrushes.

"omg, I was watching porn and bouncing on my toothbrush at the same time! *bounces*" - Bobert

by Nixie July 16, 2004

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.

Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.

Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.

Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers

by Leoheart December 12, 2010

saber-tooth

A woman over the age of 65 who targets men at least 20 years her junior to date. Similar to a cougar but over the age of 65. Since saber-tooth tigers are extinct, it ties into the fact that these women are much older and near extinction themselves.

Girl 1: "Check out the geezer on that hot guy!"
Girl 2: "Oh yea, she's a total saber-tooth."

by Scottie J + Road dog April 1, 2009

Red Tooth

when you are eating a girl out, and her bloody tampon ends up in your mouth, from vigerous eating out.

Roberto: what did you do last night?
Carmelo: i got a red tooth

by hugeeeeeeweeeeinnerrrr November 26, 2009

Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

by Seimer December 18, 2006

Slut Tooth

When a girls front teeth are slightly behind her canines.

That girl had slut tooth!

by squal_al August 17, 2006

dirty toothbrush

Heard it on the daily show, and decided to come up with a definition for it. A dirty toothbrush is when a man has anal sex with his partner and then takes his penis and rubs it on his partners teeth.

Elliot Spitzer paid for a dirty toothbrush.

by Yatin Shastri April 29, 2008