Air Traffic Control

A way of indirectly calling a person out on something. This is best done over the phone or on a person-to-person communication program, such as ventrilo or the default ones used in many online video games. The process generally begins with a static sound and followed by slightly masking your voice to purposely sound like you're talking through a cheap microphone.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Urban Dictionary, stop being so amazing, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to Steven, quit being a faggot, over.

Ksht - This is Air Traffic Control to World of Warcraft, quit ruining my life, over.

by Razzista/Incubizzle/Xanthiris July 17, 2009

Traffy

Dirty ape.

"I am a dirty ape," says Traffy.

by Traffy Desai November 13, 2003

traf

fart spelled backwards. The occurrence of partly a passage of flatus and partly solid or liquid matter into the garment nearest the anus.

A traf occurs when the gas/shit separator fails.

by Pieman II November 26, 2006

traffic

the act of getting high or hot boxing. Usually done during the day in public places.

Man, Ellen and Brian got stuck in heavy traffic today, you could tell when they called me.

by George Lampard September 19, 2008

Traffic cop

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.

I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!

by King_Chunk December 28, 2005

traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller July 29, 2008

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003