Toadstool

The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

stack o toads

slang used in place of ectasy.

Jared asked Jay "would you happen to have a stack o toads?" Jay replied, "no, but devon might be able to get some".

by chabot July 19, 2006

Toader

An adjective for a straight person. Generally used as a slur to negatively portray straight people by LGBTQ+ members.

Margaret: Fancy hearing to garage tonight?
Fred: Nah that's full of toaders, how about polo?

by Farmersbread October 16, 2017

toasted toads

From the "Sword of Truth" series. A solmn oath.

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

toadies

Probably the best band of all time. Not very well known but they have made a few the best songs EVER MADE which include: Tyler, Possum Kingdom, Away, I Come From the Water, and Dollskin. They also have made one of the best albums EVER made which is Rubberneck.

The Rubberneck album came out in 1995 in which the toadies went on tour with Bush. They started making another album in 1996 but it got delayed and eventually came out in 2001 but the band split apart starting with the bass player, Lisa Umberger who was an Ewok for the starwars movie.

The awesome lead singer was Todd Lewis; he started a new band not to long ago, with drummer Taz Bently, called Burden Brothers.

person1: "Have you ever heard of the Toadies."
person2: "No, I actually haven't"
person1: "Dude, you haven't lived yet even though you probably heard their songs on the radio all the time in the 90's"

by gelbbauch October 27, 2005

toaderboated

When a toad is thrown between a women's breasts hops around and croaks.

This girl with giant tits was lying on the beach tanning so i threw a toad in her cleavage and yelled "you just got toaderboated!"

by iliveinfortfun October 21, 2010