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Imperial Guard (TES5)

The guards of imperial city in teh game The Elder Scrolls Oblivion. They are phychic, and can detect your lawbreaking schemes even ifyou just steal a lockpick. They wear big black armor and attack with longswords and shields. While they fight, like everything else in Oblivion, they shout rediculous, laughable quotes like "THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!" and other dumb things. Overall, you might want to be araid of them if you're a lawbreaker. Because they'll find you.
Stop! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, you stolen goods are now forefit!

It's all over, lawbreaker! Your spreee is at an end!
(Imperial Guard (TES5)
by -(RaVeN)- October 10, 2011
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Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.
Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.
by I got you back September 20, 2009
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drug test

When Parents, schools, and other idiots test you for various drugs. Often a surprise test. one of the most failed tests ever.
Parent: You've been doing drugs havn't you? I'M MAKING YOU TAKE A DRUG TEST!
by Stoner#1 April 16, 2005
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Chuck Testa

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.
You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.
by calimani77 September 16, 2011
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Math Test

Another word for boner. It originated from an unforgivable remake video on youtube. The narrator says " my dick was harder than a math test". Thus sparking math test as code for boner. The significance of math test is that it is used as code for males. Primaraly in school, for instance if your sitting down and you have a boner and your teacher calls on you, you tell your fellow male friend that you have one and he vouches for you by taking your spot and going to the front of the classroom to spare your embarrassment of having a boner.
"dude epic math test"
by bigtexasmoose December 2, 2007
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acid test

A series of parties and gatherings consisting of high use of grass, speed, and most especially LSD. These gatherings were common in the mid to late 60's created by novelist Ken Kesey and his Band of Merry Pranksters. The band The Grateful Dead, was conceived at these acid tests.
Can you pass the acid test?
by cameronwiggins October 27, 2005
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Tesomas

The Best BoyScout camp in North America.

Located in northern Wisconson.
Our Troop goes to Tesomas Every year for summer camp. It is simply the best.
by SmartieLion June 12, 2008
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