Taffing

The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.

Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*

by TafMeister August 17, 2010

tiffag

The greatest person in the world, who takes 5 hours to get something explained to her 50 times. Who also has flat eyes and is a pervert. Cannot watch Saw, SawII, and SawIII, for her life. Yes, a very unique person indeed.

"Tiffag took forever to get the joke, she's so slow."

"Tiffag is the biggest pervert ever."

"Oh man, did you ever watch Saw with Tiffag? it's impossible"

by patty unnie for realz October 30, 2006

Tiffany

A blonde or brunette bitch who is usually has an IQ lower than their shoe size, and is short, and pudgy. You know you know a girl's name is Tiffany if she annoys the ever-living crap out of you.

Person 1: Dude! That girl annoys the crap out of her!
Person 2: Her name is probably Tiffany.

by Bossicorn March 30, 2013

Taffy

an unusually plump man/woman with some of them big taties
this is a word that tarts use to make fun of big peeps

whys the ground shaking, oh it s a taffy running in the new york marathon

by Double JJ February 15, 2004

tiffanyjo

noun - name - undefinable; indescrible; that which you cannot live without.

TiffanyJo is the epitome of cool.

by cupcake001 February 2, 2010

Tiffany

A very disobedient figure that loves to take advantage of getting her boyfriend fat. She believes that getting me chunky is the key to me never being able to ever get a girl in life again so I will always have to stay with her.. well that is somewhat true. Although she truly does piss me off by how much she makes me eat. Tiffanys also tend to fart under the covers and wait till you move to unleash a horrid smell. She will do anything to hide her farting fate, yet never succeeds.

Tiffany loves to fart, only if she believes nobody will eventually smell it.

by krazyland March 27, 2016

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003