What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
by Samael11 October 10, 2012
Get the Rusty Sword Fight mug.To take on too many separate tasks at one time, inevitably leading to none of them being completely at a level of quality as high as if you'd focused on doing just one extremely well.
by KeSoze2 June 1, 2011
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A game played by homosexuals in which they use there penises in the place of swords replicating the popular sport of fencing. Where they arouse each other from the clashes of each others penises. The loser is the first to go limp, where the winner gets the privilege of slapping his penis in the face of his defeated combatant.
It has been known to cause heavy bruising to the penis and even blood has been drawn in the fierciest of swordy battles.
It has been known to cause heavy bruising to the penis and even blood has been drawn in the fierciest of swordy battles.
by Dr. Jeff Cortez August 3, 2007
Get the Swordy mug.1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.
Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot
male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.
by uhnanimuss October 16, 2012
Get the sword fighting mug.by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007
Get the put to the sword mug.a party, or gathering, at which the number of penises out-weighs the number of vaginas by a lop-sided margin.
i do believe this party has turned into quite the sword fight. let us venture to the titty-bar, shall we?
by daruck December 16, 2008
Get the sword fight mug.When two asian men, who look kinda vietnamese, get really really drunk and fight with their penises as if they were broad swords.
"How and Chin had an awesome vietnamese sword fight last night at the party."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
by Tommy bon bon finger November 6, 2009
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