Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!

A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"

by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011

stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes

"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"

by somerandomman December 15, 2012

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

Scrustacean

when you have crabs, and you wake up after having sex. Your crabs are crusted to your genital region with Scrust.

This also may occur with pubic lice.

"his Scrustaceans are all up in this bitch."

"Woke up with some new scrustaceans."

"These scrustaceans are starting to smell really bad."

by peapeenyc March 14, 2014

Stressausted

stress záwst id v.
1. To be completely exhausted due to stress.
2. To be beyond stress and exhaustion.
2. To use up completely and with difficulty.

After going through all the hoops to get the book published on the date due, I was stressausted and fell asleep immediately.

by LadyPegasus August 5, 2014

stfusbgd

For when some bitch really annoys you and you just don't have the strength to put up with it at the moment.
Stands for: Shut The Fuck Up Stupid Bitch Go Die.

Bitch: like, your sooo ugly nobody likes u.
Retort: stfusbgd.

by halfway258 September 23, 2014

Shrussakis

The guy that stands on the corner in the ghetto part of your city that sells ''Dank Shrooms''

Hey dude look at Shrussakis over there selling that guy shrooms.

by Neofeen March 28, 2015