wonkalicious's definitions

freakdown

A combination freakout and breakdown.

Aunt Rachel had a freakdown when she found out she'd be hosting 20 people for Thanksgiving, including her ex-husband and his new trophy wife.

by wonkalicious November 6, 2013

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013