hangover stretch

To stretch a lot of times do to the previous nights good get shitty.

Man I have stretched like 15 fucking times, i was wasted last night.
Dude i got the hangover stretches.

by C-MART October 1, 2005

stretch dog

a loser

Pullman is a stretch dog

by Grimace October 8, 2003

Strathclyde Student

A Strathclyde Student is basically an Edinburgh student, only worse. At least with Edinburgh students you get highly intellectual and minted people. With Strathclyde students they just think they are and you still get the full flow of cunt off them.

For example : you see a person come out of Primark. Then laugh at someone else coming out of Primark and pissing in their bag. Defintely a Strathclyde Student.

by JustASimpleGuy August 30, 2016

St Pats Strathfield

Pretty much just a homebrand Oakhill College, but you pay more to go there...

90% of students are wogs, the other 10% are bogans

OHC kid 1: Who you playing in Rugby this weekend?
OHC kid 2: Those bloody wogs from St Pats Strathfield

by St Pats scum January 21, 2019

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

SuBo stretch

when one guy has his head stuck up the ass whilst the other is up the pussy of someone who looks like susan boyle. Optional headwear is advised such as a swimming cap.

Oh hey did you see me subo stretch last night?

I was watching tv and saw susan boyle, i immediately wanted to subo stretch that shit.

I spent last night subo stretching, it was a right laugh.

did you see me subo stretching in PE? it was dynamic and extremely arousing.

by pedo kennedy December 18, 2010

Stretch

verb used when you need to air out under your arms

when i was at school today i really had to stretch.

by noonecares November 3, 2003