cincinnati steamer

The sexual art of squating over your partner while she performs phillatio on you; while taking a steaming pile of crap on her chest.

Man, that whore I went out with Saturday was so dirty she took a Cincinnati steamer and asked for more!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Baltimore Steamer

A really large, horrible smelling defication.

Molly was so drunk she left a nasty Baltimore Steamer on my pillow!

by Johnny Woodenpants January 6, 2009

Tahoe Steamer

Placing two mounds of snow on a chick's tits, then pissing on them to create a nice stream of steam.

Betty liked the Tahoe Steamer until I missed and pissed in her mouth

by Slappy007 January 9, 2007

Stemper

One who makes foolish decisions. A useless map-reader. A driver of excessive speed on an unsafe road. One who fails in many areas of life, try as he might. One who is prepared to stick to their guns... even though they know they are wrong.

As in a parental warning...
'Mind him... He's a bit of a stemper'.

Or

When hitting one's thumb with a large type hammer one may inoffensively shout..... "STEMPER!"

by Boomsong January 16, 2008

bamboo steamer

to deficate upon ones chest

"shelly is such a bitch, but she is fine and I would like to give her a bamboo steamer."

by craig ford July 7, 2007

Boston Steamer

A Boston Steamer is 70's term named for a certain 1970's celebrity that liked getting his dick sucked while he took a shit. Hence, a blowjob while your shitting is called a Boston steamer.

After the concert the singer went up to the hotel room and had a groupie give him his favorite: a Boston steamer.

by Ehusserl April 30, 2010

Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.

"She wanted some tough love, so I did the Stanley Steamer"

by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007