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Phillatio 

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.
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phillion 

Someone who watches and enjoys videos by Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil (a youtuber)
person 1: Phil's new video is up
Person 2: Let's watch it before anyone else does
person 1: With our merch!
person 2: We are such phillions
phillion by Katiestarz April 17, 2013
most beloved
you are my philtatos
philtatos by pachilles October 29, 2019

Philatic 

Fanbase name for Phillip Phillips Jr. He is a contestant on American Idol Season 11.
Philatics have a bad case of the Phillip Flu!
Philatic by Luv_Phillip May 24, 2012

phallatio 

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself
now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio
phallatio by djdope February 13, 2009

phallutious 

adjective. (Fah-lou-tious)
Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
insanely awesome
That concert was phallutious.
phallutious by Sophia T October 29, 2007

chillationship 

a combination of chill and relationship. Essentially describes a relationship that is easy on both partners, not requiring insane effort to keep each other happy. Maybe you don't have to talk 24/7, or see each other every day, and no one gets offended when talking to others of the opposite sex, but hey, its a chill relationship.
Chillationship = every man's dream.
chillationship by ///M Power! January 19, 2009