Cries at work when only gets paid £86. Gets the bag on very easily and hates stuff being thrown at his face
Man one: throws ball at stefans face.
Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.
Man one: laugh hahahaha
Stefan: ill bang you
Stefan: I don't like stuff being thrown at me.
Man one: laugh hahahaha
Stefan: ill bang you
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Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning.
Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing.
Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding.
Keep away from children - choking hazard.
Not recommended for use in the shower - she's got little bowel control, which for a 23 year old is pretty concerning.
Waterproof up to 10 metres, which when converted to the imperial system is something overly complicated and confusing.
Feed thrice daily - we are not responsible for gas caused by overfeeding.
Keep away from children - choking hazard.
"Where did Steff go?"
"She's right next to you, dude."
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you all the way down there. Maybe invest in some stilts?"
"She's right next to you, dude."
"Oh, hey! Didn't see you all the way down there. Maybe invest in some stilts?"
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