Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.

Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

Joe Stanley

A blonde 16 year old spastic who supports west ham BUBBLES

Stop being a joe stanley

by biggman1990998888 November 24, 2022

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.

lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley

by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Swinghaven Stanley Steemer

Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.

"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"

by da Fonze December 3, 2023