Special Infected 

These mother fuckers are the non Zerg rushing Zombies from Left 4 Dead. These fuckers can jump, run,climb and attack the fuck out of survivors, these are the W.T.F Zombies that make you bitches shit yourselves.

Fucking special infected.

Special Infected by Special Infected March 23, 2009

Alabama Special 

Mother/Son or Mother-in-law/Son-in-law getting a lapdance from a stripper at the same time, by the same stripper.

Man, I went to the strip club with my in-law and we got a Alabama Special.

Alabama Special by Pat239 May 14, 2008

Doghouse Special 

The first sit down meal between a couple following a falling-out, disagreement and/or argument where one party has clearly been in the wrong.

Oh, that guys having the doghouse special over there...

Doghouse Special by Dougy_18 July 17, 2011

Special Projects 

The department that serves as a holding place for employees queued to be fired or layed-off.

You better get your act together or you'll wind up sharing an office with Bruce over in Special Projects.

Special Projects by Godspan May 11, 2010

Wisconson bukkake special 

A Wisconson bukkake special is a race between two guys to cum in a girls mouth. To start out, each guy must milk the girls tit until they have an entire glass of milk, or until the woman cannot produce anymore milk. They then chug the milk as fast as they can. When they are done drinking they masturbate, and the first person to cum inside the girls mouth wins.

Yesterday, John and I had a Wisconson bukkake special, and the girl could not feed her baby because we drank all her milk.

Wisconson bukkake special by IAkaFool October 30, 2007

Special Kiss 

A blow job. Often used as a nicer sounding word than "oral sex". Made popular by Kane from "The Kane Show" on Hott 99.5

Her boyfriend asked her to give him a special kiss.

Guy: "can i have a kiss?"

Girl: "sure"

Guy: "How about a special kiss?"

Girl: "fine"

Special Kiss by iloveagoodblow August 14, 2010

Kobe Special 

Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.

Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.

Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.

house on a finger tiger woods kobe bryant materialism dead marriages

(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):

Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.

Kobe Special by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009