Shred

To makeout, kiss, or fondle; Any close or intimate contact between two people that ranges from holding hands to sex. Includes kissing, grinding, fellatio, cunnilingus, and 69. However, shredding may or may not include hugging.

Dude, don't go in Tom's room. He's totally shredding with Marissa.

by Adrian Saunders March 10, 2008

shredding

1)masterbation.
2)very fast aggresive sexual intercorse with a woman.

man i caught riff shredding in the bathroom.

the first time i got laid i was shredding the pussy!

by Cuco October 4, 2003

Shredder Wood

When a shredder is wearing extremely tight pants and walks around the office with a big hard-on. Because the pants are so tight, you can't imagine how a hard-on can be achieved in the first place.

It's bad enough that half-tard walks around in skin-tight pants and bright red tennis shoes, but now he has a boner? Who wants to see that shredder wood?

by kombat July 20, 2005

Shreddies

Taco meat that comes out your but

I had tacos for dinner now im the toliet with the shreddies guess thats leftovers for tmorrow

by Brando83 March 25, 2017

the shredder

When you get a glass full with hot sause up your partners ass, break it, and the proceed to anally fuck them.

I wanna do the shredder on my mom

by Mdjdjdndnsksm February 7, 2019

shred stick

A Way of life, if you have to ask you cant afford it.

dude i totally got shred stick'ed.

by Johnny SS January 20, 2009

shreddology

1 Thou shalt not worry about what the pros do, but trust yourself and be pleased with yourself - if the boots fit, buy them, not because it is a Shaun White Model. 2 Thou shalt not specify. 3 Thou shalt not steal the gear for your brother! 4 Thou shalt wear Protections (even in the horizontal). 5 Thou shalt not hurt others, maim or kill, just because they are inexperienced or they lack control. 6 You shall hold such in honor, who have more experience or trying to improve. Respect demands respect! 7 Thou shalt thy brother in the park do not take the right of way. 8 Thou shalt not be a poser. 9 You shall not defile your ski resort with garbage (and not others). 10th Thou shalt not ski!

the religion of snowboarders

learn the shreddology before goin' the park!

we live by the shreddology, the written law of snowboarding by snowboarders, for snowboarders

by blipsqueek December 4, 2013