Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019

Schlong Socks

Slang term for Condoms, Durex

I thought of this name or description for condoms the other night whilst my stepson bought himself some for a night out with the ladies!!

I need too pick up some Schlong socks before i meet this girl, better safe then sorry!!

by Crackhour August 20, 2010

sock lizard

When a guy masturbates inside of a sock as to catch the semen.

I walked in on Jack the other day when he was giving himself a sock lizard.

by Tehanti January 23, 2009

Yellow Socked

When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.

Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!

by Iamthelaw1987 February 26, 2011

toe sock

socks that you individually put on your toes to keep them warm when they are cold

wow, these toe socks really keep me warm

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020

Turtle Socks

-It can replace cusswords used when angry.
-A way to keep your pet turtles feet warm.
or
-It can be a reply to another phrase

"Oh, turtle socks."
"Did you get Crush his turtle socks?"
"Word Up.... Turtle Socks =D"

by DinoDan/Lt.Sexyface January 19, 2009