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Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
Smash Wednesday by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

Smash cones 

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.
Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.
Smash cones by Danbridge August 14, 2018

Smash the Pearly Gates 

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.

smash party

when you and your friends that are all taken get together with their partner and you hangout and cuddle.
i can wait for the smash party at lorena's.
smash party by k.s.m.=s.r.m October 11, 2019

Smash bros 5th dlc 

Now before I write anything I like byleth in smash it’s just odd why he is in it I mean all the other dlc were not from Nintendo but byleth is and kinda comfused me for as we had more hype for cuphead as a mii gunner then byleth and not even much people know three houses some guy even thought it was Star Wars so my point is why was byleth here it’s just odd that he is he and the fun base isn’t even happy well in America that is but on Japan people are happy it’s also disrespectful to be rude in Japan so I am just wondering why was byleth added
Guy:you like byleth

Guy#2: no I didn’t get geno

Smash bros 5th dlc

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Smash and Crash 

Term used to define being so tired but still wanting to tear a piece off before passing out.
My girlfriend came in the room naked, but I was so tired last night after work, that it was just a smash and crash.
Smash and Crash by DrSatch May 10, 2020