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Slumbologist

A person who successfully prevents disruption of their circadian rhythm.
Wow! He slept exactly 1 and a half hours! He's such a slumbologist!
by SilverVader August 16, 2024
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Slumbology

The practice of successfully preventing the disruption of your circadian rhythm.
Friend 1: "Wow! How are you so refreshed after your nap?!"

Friend 2: "Well, I've majored in slumbology."
by SilverVader December 10, 2024
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slumbin

the act of marinating your foreskin in vinegar then letting a girl give you oral sex without telling her
i can’t wait to get a slumbin when i’m home!
by anonymous February 14, 2025
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Slugtrain

The weirdest, whackiest, all over the place EXPERT SLIME. :D
"Wow, it's the Slugtrain!"
by Slugtrain January 13, 2026
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paraphotomic slumber

When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness
Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.

I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber
by James Q Collins January 8, 2012
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lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.
She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.
by POOBS November 13, 2013
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ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.
Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!
by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018
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