Simpology

The study of straight simpin

Josh: Tyler, Congrats! I heard you got into the Doctorate's program in Simpology, Sunshine Community College!
Tyler: Thanks Josh!

by GeniusBun February 26, 2020

simpo

the name noah and henry come to mind when thinking of someone overobsessing over a girl in a creepy sort of way...
if someone of their name slides into your dms be cautions becuase they can be the best and worst thing that happen to you

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mate: did u actully like him
girl: na m8 he was a total simpo

girl: hey baby

guy: hi girl
*guy to mates*

nah bruvh she was a total simpo

by ole mate March 24, 2020

Simpson

Person with simp heritage.

Other instances are O'simp and MacSimp

" The names James, James Simpson, M'lady, "

by Big Simp March 27, 2020

Simposium

When a large group of men all simp for one girl, that is that girl's simposium.

When Susanna became single and got a tinder profile, she had a whole simposium going in just under a week.

Sasha's onlyfans is blowing up, she got a whole ass simposium.

by sandypandy311 June 13, 2020

Simphony

noun. a song that a simp listens to on repeat following a heartbreak

I was up all night listening to X. What a simphony.

by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

Simporita

The feminine version of “Simp”

That girl is being such a simporita!

by Zingyraindrop90 June 17, 2020

Simpcophant

Simpcophant : The merging of "simp" and "sycophant" ; a man siding with a rich and powerful woman at every opportunity in hopes of maybe getting something in return, one day.

John is such a simpcophant, he keeps agreeing with her every time because he hopes of getting laid with her and enjoy her money.

by MisterMaximvs July 28, 2020