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Hairy shotgun

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A very hairy penis but small
Look that black man has a hairy shotgun
by Zacharythatwigga November 14, 2018
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bloody shotgun

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yo he just sneezed out blood! I guess he did a bloody shotgun.
by LILR3D77.DRK June 27, 2021
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Cocking the Shotgun

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When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.
Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"
by lawnman7 July 18, 2012
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Sexual act; Putting your mouth to anothers anus creating an airtight seal, the other person farts into your mouth which you seal into your mouth disconnecting from the anus. You bring the mouth full of fart back to the persons face and shotgun it into their mouth.
"You should never do a Dutch Shotgun"
by msmith721 September 27, 2012
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The Alabama Shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (I.e. Red Man, Levi Garrett, Beachnut) from his mouth during sexual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. He then shoves said chaw up his own anus and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner's face with a biblical scale fart.
"Murder is illegal so I gave that cheatin'-ass ho the Alabama shotgun instead... She'll never forget me!"
by Duncanlunk2007 January 16, 2014
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make-up shotgun

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The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.

It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"
Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.
by Fnordgasm January 12, 2007
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