short man syndrome 

Also known as Napoleon complex

A very annoying and obnoxious syndrome. Short men come down with this when they realize they will always be the smallest adult in the family, group of friends or place of business.

They can also become violent against the wife and children, like a scene out of the movie The Shining.

Dino likes to hire minorities so he can feel better about himself.

Dino treats his brother(who's tall) like an employee and they are partners. People say it's because of his short man syndrome.

Dino: aaaah ha Maddie(the secretary)is dumber than dumb!

short man syndrome by Mamma Mia January 8, 2007

short dick 

To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.

"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

Full Metal Jacket

short dick by popeofeastlansing November 5, 2010

short shift

When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.

Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car

short shift by The carbon fiber 240sx May 13, 2005

Short Kings 

They are below 5’5 but are packing a whol third leg down in their pp area.

Ima short kings trust.

Short Kings by Elben Lord October 10, 2022

short bus 

1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"

*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.

1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."

2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."

3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."

short bus by ASK.UVIC January 21, 2011

short stack 

Also a term for an individual, particualrly a man, of short stature. Insult

Sam: "Yo whats up short stack?"
Gary Coleman: "What u talkin about"

short stack by friarsams April 20, 2005

Short Fat Faggot 

Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)

Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!

Short Fat Faggot by PotHeadJesus October 15, 2009