stoned

being under the influence of any drug

dude im so stoned, i cant even walk

by stoner May 13, 2005

Stoned Dragon

The nickname between the partnership of a cute couple.<3 That always gets stoned and likes dragons

stoned dragon, dragon pipe, dragon bong, dragon head, stoned mexican, one nut, allisha fraser

by allish123 April 4, 2012

Jonah Hex Stoned

when your sooo stoned your willing to see jonah hex

person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.

by mikeymikey45 July 7, 2010

scored

Getting laid by a hott honey, or getting toasted and banging an ugly honey... thinking shes a hott honey.

Guy 1: Dude I scored last night.
Guy 2: Ohh man, was she hott?
Guy 1: I don't remember...

by Rayman813 November 13, 2005

scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

Scowned

Owning or being owned by a person with a scoped weapon or possibly a scone it's self

I just Scowned that noob.

by Randolf Scott February 21, 2009

schneden

Someone who has a very small penis

I fucked this guy last night and he had a schneden

by Bobby495 October 21, 2009