Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

by Pear6 June 23, 2021

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Battle For Salmon

Battle For Salmon, Also known as BFS is a discord object show with characters like battery or their host, Tophat. Other characters include: Bomb,Questionmark,Puzzle Piece, and Vendy

Battle For Salmon is a great object show

by A Six On Moyai August 10, 2022

Salmon

Weak gutted dog.

that kids a salmon, I agree his a weak gutted dog.

by The fish August 11, 2022

Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022

Stinky Salmon

When you fuck an absolute 3 while your so croinked and zoot sandwiched and she has undiscovered stds that make her pussy smell like salmon. After you eat her pussy, you slowly turn into a salmon.

“Last night, Bob Wyoming Sampson’d the fuck out of a stinky salmon. He’s become a fish!!”

by buster_hymen69420 May 6, 2022

callum salmon

muppet, nonce even.

that guy is such a callum salmon

by urmumisfruity January 9, 2022