Lazer Safe

Safe in its Safest form

That party was lazer safe

Hey Maxime this chicken is lazer safe

by Hbred March 14, 2011

jiggle your safe

When one swirls another persons butthole with their finger

Damn bro it feels good when someone jiggle your safe!

by Awooly July 18, 2017

Safe Rejection

Safe Rejection is when you get rejected by someone who isn't the same sexuality as you.

Carol got the Safe Rejection treatment by Matt because Matt is gay and not in to women. So at least it's not because of how she looks or her personality.

by Breaking_Sad August 11, 2017

SaFe Avvxees

SaFe Avvxees is a bad call of duty feeder wich isn't the same since he joined sofficiino sniping. We all miss the old Wild Tommy.
Wild Samu is for sure better cuz he can hit 30b's.

... i'm like SaFe Avvxees...

by mrkingsamu15 September 1, 2017

Safe

1990s slang meaning to be content without something, to decline an offer. Similar to being "all set".

Want to go peek through the windows at the massage parlor?
Nah dude, Im safe. I don't feel like getting arrested today.

by Singlet February 25, 2019

Safe

Slang in the 50's, 60's for a condom.

"Is that safe in your wallet still safe to use".

by Resonator December 21, 2018

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019