Russian Marathon

When two or more people chug a set among of vodka, the first to finish being the winner.

-why the fuck does my head hurt so much?

-you won the russian marathon, remember?

-...........no not really.

by Stauder May 10, 2009

Russian Trade

When you take something of a person's, and they take something of yours in return, forcing you both to give back what you took.

Bobby took my pencil. I took his notebook. Then we exchanged back because it was a Russian Trade.

by Cammmmmmerrron January 11, 2010

Russian hooker

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.

Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.

by Sonne:Doof February 1, 2017

Russian Backpack

When a male is having anal sex with a female and is interupted by an outside source. He proceeds to pull out so fast and with such vigor, he rips out her O ring.

Kevin was boning this girl and her parents walked in. She ended up with a russian backpack. OUCH.

by McSandtrap October 5, 2005

russian slurpee

1. While a woman has her period, bleeding, a partner "goes down" on her, and sips on her vaginal juices, whatever they may be at the time.

"Three apple teenies later on a hot night in mexico, and you'll do anything. Hell, i even had a russian slurpee... What a mess."

by Detroyt July 6, 2008

Russian Spike

it is the act of sticking your thumb in a chicks butt when you are behind her. then you proceed with a "DA" face and a thumbs up

I gave her a Russian Spike with a thumbs up and a smile.

by JohnnytheHater December 6, 2006

Russian Spy

one who thinks they know everything and is around all the time

omg how did she know that information she must be a russian spy

by team strong September 10, 2010