river cricket

Very dark African American

When he closed his eyes I could not see that River Cricket

by Steve Courter January 26, 2008

River Rat

Someone who either lives or represents El Rio, California. Usually low life wannabe gangsters who frequent Walmart stores and attempt to steal shit only to be caught and think they are bad ass mofos. They start fights only to run away from it.

River Rat: Sup foo i just got out for stealing from walmart
CO Boy: La Colonia Chiques Eastside, fuckin pussy.
*River Rat Runs*
CO Boy: Get back here bitch, 187 on a river rat.

COXCH

by 805 Beaner July 25, 2010

Carlos Rivas

A disgusting example of a human being. Used to describe a person who is selfish, vain, stupid, arrogant and would use others to get ahead.

You're such an douche, I swear you are like a Carlos Rivas

by ThroughUnityWeTranscendTheSelf June 18, 2010

River Pig

A pasty white, googly eye bloated stomach women who looks like a pig because of the water.

She looks like a river pig!
You river pig.
That chick I met last night looked like a river pig.

by JensyD November 13, 2012

Colorado River

A sexual act in which a male ejaculates in a woman's ass crack, and another woman licks it out.

I heard TJ's threesome ended with a Colorado River.

by Fartface Teaglewiener the Penis June 17, 2008

Naugatuck River Valley

1. Valley named for the river that runs through it in Western Connecticut, home to hopeful rice burners, wannabe whops, and stiletto wearing women with ankle hoops in their ears. Etc.

2. Virgin Free Zone.

No one wants to hang out in the Valley (Naugatuck River Valley), all they do is sit on their cars in front of Dunkin' Donuts and drink coffee til the cops chase them to another D&D.

by Johnny Paradise December 22, 2009

down the yellow river

Having some form of sexual relations with an asian

Have you ever been down the yellow river?

Yeah, once in the 80's but I did not enjoy it.

by Leon_Phelps February 19, 2011