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Rig Jockey

Funkion one, Hennessey, void, elements, you name it! A Rig Jockey knows the perfect stack structure and calibrating for any locations. A Rig Jockey also keeps up on all the latest equipment. If you see a RJ in the sound booth you know you’re getting an audiophile experience.
Kyro is such a rig jockey, he spent 3 hours doing sound check today and he keeps referring to the subs as a she…
by Soundlaw June 27, 2023
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Canadian Oil Rig

The sexual act of vomiting into your partners mouth and them returning it via spit into their rectum
Janice was so hot last night we ate Mexican and she gave me a Canadian oil rig I came hard.
by Theguy430 November 27, 2023
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C-Rig

Cy-Rig (sī-rig) or C-Rig (sē-rig), n. jargon (g33kspeak?) a term originating from most forms of cyberpunk genre games (eg. Shadowrun), it refers to any form of computer custom or purpose built to suit the end-user's need(s); commonly called "rig".
Dude, that is one fancy C-Rig with all the neon lighting, liquid coolin' system and cool-lookin' casing.
by kamikazesouljah August 17, 2008
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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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oil rig

A euphimism for jail.
Person A: I spent 4 months on an oil rig. It was hard to keep in touch with everyone.
Person B: Was that the state oil rig or the federal oil rig?
by wehrmacht_bitchesat May 27, 2018
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Rig

Slag word synonym for a mans body
“Scott has been sloppy lately he’s got a shit rig
“Fuck Bill’s been hitting the gym lately he’s got a tight rig
by Bunter June 7, 2019
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Slidin Rig

A type of vehicle you and your home bois use to go on site quests and get hammered in while cruising backroads.
Hey man what’d you do last night?

Not much, me and the bois hopped in the slidin rig 8 deep and ended up in a different state at 3am on a Tuesday.
by Denal L5P December 9, 2025
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