religion

Children stories that grown men fight over.

Goldilocks and the three bears is an example of a non-practiced religion.

by vince225566 December 26, 2011

Religion

THe reason why we still haven't built colonies on the Moon and Mars by now.

It really sucks that politics and religion are both mutual.

by Beavis July 12, 2003

Religion

The beleif that everyines life has purpose and that you will be enlightened after you die even though you sat on a couch and watched TV your entire life. Otherwise known as total bullshit that has been fed to every family and child since fuckin creation.

Karl Marx: Religion is the opiate of the masses

by He who speaks the truth... April 16, 2007

Religion

Religion=Shit
A thing people who cannot face death turn to.

Point made.....

If you are a good person, you will be good.
If you are a bad person, you will be evil.

'I'm going to die!'
'Terrible...'
'But no matter, i'm going to heaven!'
'Where is that?'
'Err.......umm.....'
+SLASH, DIE NON-BELIEVER!+

An example of the christian church's policy on people who point out faults in their belief system, Ancient Times-Middle-Ages

by Lonesamurai July 3, 2004

religion

an excuse used to let people allow you to bomb the hell out of the world.

Student:Can I kill President Bush?
Teacher:No.
Student:But I'm a Muslim.
Teacher:Oh, I am so, so sorry. Go ahead.

by Srihari November 27, 2004

religion

Just an excuse for community controle


Most retarded Religion is Christianity, the international symbol for christianity is a cross, Jesus died on this cross and Romans built it, so its disrespectful, like if I started a religion about Sonny Bono and my symbol would be a tree and a set of skis.

And Jesus was a jew, so thats fucked up even more

I hate jews they killed my god

Damn you christians this aint a place to pray, this is a fuckin newsagents

by Psyko February 8, 2005

religion

A belief system, usually ancient, that is magical and evil in all or most of its context. It is usually contradictory in itself; some pages tell you to be good; others tell you to be evil. It is 100% man-made, and written in a time when people were gullible and stupid. Its brainwashing power has promoted, and influenced, the minds of millions of people to engage in numerous nefarious acts throughout history, such as religious intolerance (especially antisemitism), slavery (especially since the Bible was used to justify enslaving the black race), murder, rape, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, the Witch Trials, numerous "holy wars", the genocides of millions of Native Americans throughout history, 9/11, dying for nothing (martyrdom), etc. THE LIST GOES ON.

Christianity is a perfect example of religion; it has promoted, throughout its history

by Kiss My Ass, Religion June 12, 2010