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meat puppet

A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
by pamschel January 12, 2009
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sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses
Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant
by me February 7, 2005
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sock puppet

Giving a random boy that doesn't even like you a handjob with his own dirty sock on his weenie.
So, Mikyla, do you wanna play sock puppet or what?
by Janice Depp October 29, 2006
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butt puppet

a best friend that you think is a "special" person
by yweallgo2hell June 5, 2007
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Puppet Show

Thee act of dressing your cock as a puppet putting on a show the whole world of youtube will enjoy
So i was bored out of my fucking mind one day and asked to my mom what the fuck should i do and she said to put on a puppet show so there i went putting on a show for the chinks in asia to see
by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011
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PuppetSin

An awesome ABC pimp, that's so crunk it'll make your head spin faster than Ganja!
This foo' is P-I-M-P and can DJ like no other Motherfucker has ever DJed before!
PuppetSin is da shit yo, fo shizzle he get crunk when da ganja is busted out.
by MilesPrower November 14, 2004
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puppety

HOT, HOTNESS, HOTTY, may reffer to a guy who knows how to use puppets very well, and pix up chicks
having puppets may pick up chicks cause they are puppety
by bobertoto July 4, 2006
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