Ukrainian present

The act of dumping a pitcher of beer on someone

"Don't give me that Ukrainian present Olga" said Pierce.

by Matt Shim March 22, 2009

Hit The Target Present

The male counterpart of a "Push Present." Thoughtful gift given to the guy by the girl after conception.

After finding out she was pregnant, Rebecca gave Michael an awesome new grill for his "Hit the Target Present".

by julie30302 September 24, 2009

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

The Past Is Present

The best hardcore metal band on Staten Island!

I went to see The Past Is Present and they kicked ass!

by Double V October 23, 2006

forget the past, walk the present, create future

it is a phrase created by CsL in conjunction with new year eve to remind people around to leave what is deemed past and create your own desired future path.

don't be sad, as what past is deemed to be past. So, "forget the past, walk the present, create future".

by bryancsl January 4, 2012

PreVenge

The act of playing a prank on someone before they play a prank on you as a type of preventative revenge.

I pissed in that kids cheerios today I guess he won't be messing with me for a while after that prevenge!

by jpmac21 July 31, 2010

prevenge

to avenge somebody before the action occurs. also known as preemptive action. An action the make revenge meaningless.

I would have been killed by those drunken idiots, but Tom intervened and prevenged me. If only I could have prevenged him from the battery charges that followed.

by Man Tis August 18, 2010