Leaden Paralysis

being depressed to the point that you feel as if your limbs are weighted down

Joe: After Jane broke up with Jason he said he didn't feel like he could get off his couch for days.
Tom: Oh, yeah sounds like a classic case of leaden paralysis.

by tom_humdrum July 28, 2021

SURVIVAL PARALLEX

A perplexing reference condition where your SURVIVAL is divided into purpose within the same EVENT which is they are saving you TO survive TO DIE or go to PRISON OR survive TO LIVE in CONFUSION and eventually FACE PHYSICAL CASTRATION front and back.

It is a scary condition for some people as they are caught everyday in a SURVIVAL PARALLEX which is quite a FUCKING of one's EXISTENCE.

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021

sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed

I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.

by Smohr7 November 28, 2021

fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit

For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable

by Sir. B December 5, 2021

49th parallel

For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)

They used to have everything in common, now they're on the 49th parallel.

by jhkjhkjkjh May 1, 2022

Markovian Parallax Denigrate

In 1996, hundreds of Usenet messages were posted containing seemingly nonsensical text. This series of spam messages is named Markovian Parallax Denigrate. Some allegations were made concerning some of the emails and antiwar activist Susan Lindauer, but it has been proven that they are spoofed emails. The messages were posted mostly along Christian Usenet boards, hinting that it could have been a big troll by someone back then, as this behavior was common among trollers. This is one of the first ever internet mysteries.

Person 1: "jitterbugging McKinley Abe break Newtonian inferring caw update Cohen air collaborate rue sportswriting rococo invocate tousle shadflower Debby Stirling pathogenesis escritoire adventitious novo ITT most chairperson Dwight Hertzog different pinpoint dunk McKinley pendant firelight Uranus episodic medicine ditty craggy flogging variac brotherhood Webb impromptu file countenance inheritance cohesion refrigerate morphine napkin inland Janeiro nameable yearbook hark"

Person 2: "Markovian Parallax Denigrate is one of the oldest internet mysteries, it's cool that you know that"

by Wiktionarious May 20, 2022

pedagogical paralysis

A disorder that prevents teachers from performing their job competently.

See teach impediment.

My teacher suffers from pedagogical paralysis. That is why I aren't can speak goodly.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022