Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019

Polite Path

An occurrence when one is in a good mood, typically just finishing a good laugh when, suddenly they happen upon an individual they are not on speaking terms with but mistakenly greats them due to their euphoria at that particular time.

Joe was having a good laugh with his team when Jeff, who upset him yesterday, came out of nowhere and was immediately caught in his polite path.

by md278 September 2, 2013

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.

"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."

by Wittypoet September 24, 2018

Political Rapist

Someone who interjects with their political view every chance they get and constantly smashes the views opposite to their own.

Jim is such a political rapist. He won't shut up about how conservativism is racist and how Hillary is so much better.

Derek keeps telling me I voted for the wrong candidate and that my views are flawed, he's such a political rapist.

I'm tired of getting politcally raped by both Jim and Derek.

by Spetzi March 26, 2017

Tactile politics

(Blanket Term) A politician/politically active individual's use of tactile, physical activity to bond or fight with other politicians/activists.

News: Some politicians are known to engage more in tactile politics than others.

by Idot11111 May 15, 2021

Getting political

1. Being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex.

2. Sexually fantasizing about someone of the same sex.

(Term created by Ray Morejon)

"Did you know John made out with Oliver last Tuesday?"
"Bro got political."

John was getting political, or being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex, when he made out with Oliver last Tuesday.

by crispysouup May 30, 2023