phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015

phantom reply

The occurance where you thought you've replied to a text, but only in your head.

Person 1: Hey man, we still on for today?
*5 minutes pass*
Person 1: Hey, dude, you there?
Person 2: Oh God I'm so sorry dude, I thought I replied to you. Damn phantom reply! Yeah we're good for today.
Person 1: Lmao idiot.

by RobyYe March 5, 2016

phantom hittler

A phantom potatoe salad looking nigger bitch who can suck a catepiller dick

His is a phantom hittler

by Twisted_wizard April 20, 2016

Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

by damharvs June 28, 2016

phantom grind

hard work and determination.

Davey watch my phantom grind in the music industry said happily by Oscar.

by Le Roi November 16, 2016

phantom of knowledge

A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.

Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.

by Trebor J January 12, 2017

Phantom Clutch Foot

Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.

On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.

by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017