When your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same sex and YOU KNOW IT IS NOT YOU because you are a Hetrosexual. You blame it on your Fag Phantom.
Yeah I was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door Bob was in my head while I was getting my money...Damn that Fag Phantom.
I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom
I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom
by I hate that when that happens June 16, 2009
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by P Krizzle April 1, 2008
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When you and/or your friends secretly get wasted in one end of your house while your parents and other adults, oblivious to the underage activity, reside in another. It's high risk but fun as hell when you can pull it off. Especially great when you have a big house and parents who listen when you tell them to stay away to avoid embarrassing you. Works very well in a sleepover situation. Pizza optional.
Last night me and some friends did some solid Phantom Drinking in my basement while my parents were upstairs eating dinner. Despite all of the noise and broken lamps they never came down and we partied harder than most people would at an open house.
by Partiboi69x0x0 March 14, 2011
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Mark - "Hey John, just went to the toilet and I thought I did a massive Shit, I turned around and looked in the bowl and there was nothig there!"
John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"
John - "My friend you just did a phantom poo"
by pokey_puppy May 6, 2011
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I juiced all day and busta fatass nut, The bitch had a fish eye, pearl necklass, a Verizon and an angry conductor...it was a total Phantom of the Opera!
by Dev Null June 19, 2006
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writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs
writers of the theme song to the OC, California among other great songs
by one ray of sunlight February 9, 2004
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This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
This confusion is furthered when you do a phantom ghosty
Gary: You look confused, Paul.
Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
Paul: Yea.. I think I did a phantom, and when I wiped it was a ghosty!
by dcm89 January 26, 2010
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