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DOG PECKER FLIES

A close family member to the fruit fly, but lacks discernment. Rather than gravitate to the sweet and sticky goodness of a booze bottle or fermenting raisin juice, the DOG PECKER FLY prefers to swarm around the swollen testicles of mangy dogs, too hot and apathetic to rid themselves of these pests.
Good Lord! Look at that swarm of DOG PECKER FLIES on MushHead's ball sac! Guess the only thing he's going to be humping is a bucket of Vaseline!
by Sausage Neck Pete July 6, 2022
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Hell pecker yea boy

Hell pecker yea boy that was so much fun!
by Lamarspencer54 July 16, 2022
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Peckerized

The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.
"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
by CatFocks August 4, 2022
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Pecker holes

Holes left in a tree by a woodpecker.
As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.
by Zombiej June 24, 2022
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goose pecker

When a man pulls the extra scrotum skin evenly to both sides of his flaccid penis making a flapping wing motion and making the sounds of a goose.
Tom: I had gave the entire auditorium a goose pecker at yesterdays pep rally.
Eric: Totally awesome bro!
by cb4crackwhore August 9, 2022
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Pecker

have you spoke to the new kid, hes a right pecker
by nujon October 27, 2022
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Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.
I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.
by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022
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