Inverted Particle Accelerator

When you're banging a chick and she's getting bored, just grab her by the ankles, stand her up on her head and ram your five digit fuck friend down her fudge factory, thus causing her cum closet to quiver in delight.

Also see the Inverted Show Stopper for less adventurous sexual partners.

Oh shit! What happened to your hand dude!

Well, I gave Karen the inverted particle accelerator on Tuesday and she came so hard her chocolate coated cock crimper broke every bone in my hand.

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 23, 2021

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021

Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021

Dust particle

Dry fine powdery material, such as particles of dirt, earth or pollen. Also referred to as goldie the queen In some regions

Bob started to cough because there was too much dust particle in the air

by NOT BOB #1 January 26, 2022

Experienced Participant

A retard, chosen by some idiotic Administrator to do absolutely nothing.

Person 1: Wow, its an Experienced Participant
Person 2: To bad they cant do anything.

by TheTheTheRisk March 22, 2022

Ridley Particles

The abundant pollen, rain, dust, fluff, glitter, snow flurries, smoke, and bubbles that swirl through the air in the Ridley Scott movies Blade Runner and Legend.

I wish I had taken an antihistamine this morning. The Ridley particles are really strong today.

by BlackBeanKid July 21, 2022

Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

by Kackmaster July 24, 2022